Alternative introduction:
We begin with a round of New Definitions. Most people these days are
so inarticulate, they don't even know the meaning of "dictionary" or "thesaurus".
Well now, a dictionary is
an alphabetical list of words and their meanings. Whereas a thesaurus
is a specific dinosaur. [Whoever], would you start please.
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| Darren:
Pistachio - Hairy alcoholic Boolbar:
Chalky:
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Merlyn:
Sellotape An Irish record shop rab:
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| Others | |
| Stevie:
Forklift - Viagra Herbivore - One who eats VW Beetles Maypole - Might hold a referendum Monkey - Devoutly religious Ivory - A bit like a Welshman Palmistry - Masturbation technique - Mum never was very good at counting Peanut - A collector of legumes - One who is obsessed with Golden Showers Persecute - Attractive penis Pottery - bespectacled, irritating and all-pervasive Diarrhoea - The late Princess of Wales debts Muesli - Inspirational breakfast Altered - Married Privilege - section of rock face, on a long climb, designated for calls of nature. For this reason it is vitally important whilst climbing NOT to look upwards when someone shouts below! Meteorologist - Hunky specialist in urinary medicine Logarithm - Chopper technique Hazard - Someone told him Phoney - Sort of like a phone Paucity - Birmingham Leitmotif - A picture of a bulb Menhir - The Gents Cabinet - Device for catching taxi drivers Freshet - Mind your step Coalesce - Strategic objective of environmental lobby Ibex - ello David Exponents - Defeated opponents Gastronomic - The cost of nouvelle cuisine Adverse - Rhyming publicity Claptrap - A condom |
Mystery contributor:
Soviet - Russian napkin Minimise - Quick way to double the length of a song Gymkhana - Scots for "James is unable to do it" Illegal - Sick bird Locate - Greeting someone who's called Kate Lavender - Someone who sells things, in France Sentimental - Drove him crazy Comeuppance - Invitation (as in "Comeuppance see me sometime") Euthanasia - Young people in a large continent Insania - Cure for insomnia Feedback - Vomiting Dunx:
NotMrsBobthedog:
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